Having thick thighs is the best, but it does come with a unique set of obstacles.
Sure, you look great in almost everything, but I bet you've also had your fair share of pants-related mishaps.
If you've got thick thighs, I guarantee you will relate to at least half of the problems on this list.
Who among us hasn't innocently tried to bend down slightly, only to have our jeans tear like tissue paper?
This always happens you're least expecting it, and honestly, it's traumatic. Someone should start a support group.
It usually takes my thighs 0.03 seconds to break through every single one of those oh-so-delicate threads, but I will never learn my lesson.
Like steel or vibranium, perhaps?
I am just so tired of getting a fistful of belt loop every single time I try to hike up my jeans, like, half an inch.
Don't even get me started on those vinyl booths in restaurants. I can practically hear the sound of my thighs being pried from their annoying, sticky surfaces.
Denim shorts are always a gamble, but that's half the fun. Will my these shorts last all day? Or will my thighs Hulk out of them? It's anyone's guess.
Humans are such a useless species because we haven't evolved past the annoyance that is thigh chafing.
Can someone cryogenically freeze me and wake me up when there is a scientific solution to this problem?
You know, like pulling down your shorts every ten seconds or shoving your skirt in between your thighs.
The smartest decision you ever made was buying a travel-sized bottle of baby powder and throwing it in your purse. Baby powder is too clutch during the sweltering summer months.
There's literally a different pattern imprinted on my skin every day. Sometimes, it's the shape of a rip. Other times, it's the imprint of a seam and it runs down my entire freakin' leg.
They still had so much to live for, but alas, my thighs were too powerful and could not be contained by mere fabric.
Sometimes, having thick thighs is like having your own personal cheerleading squad. and it's amazing.
I mean, who doesn't like to be applauded?
My thighs are the only plate I need when I'm binging Netflix and eating my way into a sugar coma.
Fitting your feet is one struggle on its own, but worrying if you're going to be able to hike up those boots is a whole other problem.
Everyone with thick thighs, that is, because they literally can't help it.
I hope you like holding up your shorts on your jog around the block or flashing your neighbors with a little under-bum.
That is a skill that should be celebrated all across the land. No more bending over to the table, and you can enjoy your drink hands-free.
This shouldn't be a thing, and no one needs to strive for it. This message brought to you by the Body Positivity Fairy.
How has the fashion industry not gotten around to making pants that fit all body types? It's 2018, y'all!
Guys, this hack can save lives. Wait, I'm sorry. I said that wrong.
Guys, this hack can save thighs.
And then you start the new patched-leggings trend that's sure to be all the rage.
Not only are thick thighs perfect for holding snacks, but they are also the perfect bed for your furry friends.
This is literally exactly how I feel when I sit down after a long day.
I'm adding this image to my mood board because that bird is a body positive icon.
Either do this or simply crush them with your glorious thighs. The options are endless, really.
Thick thighs might be deadly when it comes to jeans and haters, but they are also beautiful.
