Sure, subtlety has its place every now and then — sometimes it's the cleverest, slyest kind of humor — but today we're throwing subtlety out the window!
The people on this list are more in-your-face than that last slice of pizza. So if you like your jokes big and bold as well, this one's for you!
Yep, that big, bright, and suuuuper tacky purse is just like what I wanted with this article. It's loud, obnoxious, and often just laughing at itself — and if that doesn't sound like my writing, I don't know what does.
It takes a certain something-something to go out and get a custom sticker made for a kid's parking space — but it's that kind of bold gesture that's more than appreciated over here.
Talk about a rude awakening — this poor kid better keep his guard up, huh?
Actually, jump-scare or no, that's basically how I feel waking up each morning already, so...
Then again, most people are going to get so distracted by the fact that they have bubble wrap to pop that they probably won't even bother with the costume afterward.
That being said, maybe make sure where your ad is going to be placed before placing it. Regardless, I know my appetite's gone MIA.
It's one of those tricks that makes me scared to start a prank war. I just know someone's gonna take it too far and I'll end up flipping out of my desk chair.
Well, I've seen cheesier moves — especially the move that's just like this one, except you put your number in a brick of cheese.
It's almost spooky how accurate these look. Now, I know I'm going all "vampire conspiracy" again, but I'm pretty sure these people are vampires — or at least some kind of unwrapped mummies?
Say what you will, but this gives me hope for the next generation. Don't take yourselves too seriously, folks!
This pic has been floating around for a little while now and I can confirm that these are not the original people from the stock photo — despite how much they nailed it! The man went on Reddit to clarify.
Not that I really recommend starting your day off like that. I think that's more of a Post Malone-style strategy...ALLEGEDLY! Please don't sue me, Post.
Like, I assume these are all wedding-related to some degree, right? They're not just random pics from Jeff's phone? I'VE SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE, JEFF. I'VE SEEN ALL OF THEM!
Definitely a funny costume idea and if you're familiar with the popular Far Side cartoon that this is referencing, then it's even better.
Jewelry like this has layers — you know, like an ogre or an onion — except it's probably not as stinky. Still brings a tear to my eye, though.
What's the point of having siblings if you can't embarrass the crap out of them at any chance you're given?
2018 has had some weird AF memes out there. From Tide Pods to car salesmen, we clearly need this to end soon.
