15 Fashion Fails I Simply Cannot Ignore

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ADIDAS sweater made into a dress.
reddit | GoFishOldMaid

The world of fashion is a daring and exciting place. It's a cut-throat industry wherein one season you're hot and the next — you're not.

Suffice it to say that over the years, there have been some major fashion faux pas come and go. So for the sake of educating future generations, here are 15 fashion fails I simply cannot ignore.

The last time I checked, human fingers aren't all the same length.

A winter glove with all the fingers cut to the same length.
reddit | TheStaplerMan2019

This glove is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Wouldn't every other finger, other than the middle finger, get freezing cold with all that extra space at the top?

Boots for the true equestrian.

Boots that are made to look like horse hooves.
instagram | @gardenskate

Have you ever been looking through your closet, trying to find a pair of shoes to match your outfit, and thought to yourself "Boy, I wish I had some boots that would make my feet look like horse hooves"? No? I didn't think so.

I'm not a geography expert by any means, but something doesn't look right.

City Life t-shirt.
reddit | DustyBlu09

The T-shirt spells out "City Life" but if you look at the list of words — only three of them are actually cities. The rest of them are states and countries.

This is why you should never trust the photos in the product description.

Pair of criss cross leggings.
instagram | @eeanneli

"Bought leggings on the internet. Not quite what I was expecting," Instagram user @eeanneli joked. "Where can I wear these?" They look as if they fell off the clearance rack at the local sex shop.

Guys, I don't think these pants are a good fit.

Blue jeans splattered with bleach.
reddit | ClavicusNitrus

I know that you know what this looks like. I don't think I can get away with saying it here, so you can just use your imagination — but we all know.

I think it might be time for a new pair of pants.

iPhone falling out of back pocket.
reddit | agroyle

Are you freaking kidding me? That iPhone in the photo is holding onto dear life by a thread — literally! Why would anyone choose to flirt with disaster in such a flagrant manner?

For the shoe-lover who has everything.

purse that looks like a shoe.
Facebook | Weird Secondhand Finds Headquarters

It might sound strange to hear this, but I feel like I just found what I'm getting my mom for Christmas. I'm pretty sure she came out of the womb in high heels, so this is right up her alley.

Why would anyone on earth wear this?

T-shirt with beads in the armpits.
reddit | hrithikbadass

Who on earth would want to buy a t-shirt that is purposely made to look as if it has two nasty yellow armpit stains? I can do that all on my own, thank you very much.

It's a whole other vibe.

Mud-spattered dress.
reddit | RabiesPositive

Best case scenario, this dress looks as if it was dragged through the mud by a stable of horses. Worst case scenario, it looks as if it was dragged through... something else that isn't mud.

Someone's dream dress is someone else's nightmare.

Woman wearing a wedding dress that has a painting of Vladimir Putin, dressed in a karate gi, with angel wings.
reddit | Max_1995

First of all, this bride-to-be looks like Elsa the Snow Queen from Frozen. If you take a closer look, you'll notice the dress is sporting an image of Vladimir Putin, dressed as a black belt, with angel wings.

I think the crux of the message is getting lost in translation.

Woman wearinga t-shirt that says "I am greater than racism."
reddit | Turb0-Pad

Despite what you might think, this woman is not wearing a shirt that says "I Am Racism." If you look closely at the circular logo, you'll see that the shirt actually reads "I Am Greater Than Racism."

I don't understand high fashion, and I never will.

Winter coats made into dresses.
Moncler | Moncler

Laugh all you want, but this pair of puffer coats/dresses are made by Moncler and cost over $4000. I'm still trying to come up with an occasion/reason to wear something like this?

The perfect combination of athletic wear and ballroom gown.

ADIDAS sweater made into a dress.
reddit | GoFishOldMaid

This looks like something that Serena Williams would wear to the Met Gala. I'm all for ingenuity when it comes to fashion, but I feel as if this idea wasn't all the way thought out.

John Wayne would roll over in his grave.

Sneaker and cowboy boot hybrid.
reddit | unknown

No self-respecting cowpoke worth their salt would be caught dead wearing this abomination. So it stands to reason, who the hell are they making these for — and how can we get them to stop?

You know you're an asshole when...

Zipper on the front pocket of a pair of pants.
reddit | Smokeyeyemiss

Since when do we put fake zippers that carry no functional purpose on the front of pants? Is this supposed to be a style thing? It just seems pointless and also incredibly frustrating.