Maybe you do it because of true love. Maybe it's just because of sky-high rents. But in any event, most of us wind up living with another person at some point in our lives.
Does it work out? Well, yeah...sometimes. Other times, though, the whole 'living together' thing is just a prelude to 'never living together or speaking to each other again'.
Here are some of the warning signs that cohabitation just might not be working out.
There are two types of people in the world: those who realize that spiders are good because they kill other bugs, and those who get so freaked out that they bury the poor spider in shaving cream and then refuse to clean it up.
Is it passive-aggressive to call out your partner on a massive subreddit, or is it just straight-up aggressive-aggressive? In any case, this guy deserves all the hate.
This gave me a traumatic flashback to living with roommates of my own. For the first few months, I tried to keep things clean. After that, I mostly stayed to my room and counted down the days until I could move out.
If you're out of the loop here, the gist is that certain high-quality knives need to be hand-washed and hand-dried every time. Putting them in the dishwasher basically ruins them.
If there's one thing that should never enter your house, it's glitter. That's because if there's glitter in your house, it'll remain in the recesses of the house up until the time that the sun swallows the Earth.
This kind of crosses the line from normal bad roommate behavior to something that's downright unconscionable. At least they're getting divorced soon.
Look, when you're eating a cinnamon roll, a certain amount of separation is bound to occur. But when you leave the husk of your roll with all the other rolls, it's a bridge too far.
I'm just going to come out and say it: tacos do not need tomato as an ingredient, and even if you like tomatoes, it's not worth a separate trip to the store.
One could make the argument that rolling down socks helps keep them clean. One could also make the argument that rolling down socks makes one look like a psychopath.
Bread clips are, depending on the kind of person you are, the most fascinating thing on the planet. Even if you don't geek out on bread clips, you should still use them.
This isn't a bad roommate situation. It's more of a hapless mother-in-law situation. I feel bad for everyone involved.
Remember growing up with vengeful siblings? Imagine doing it these days, when everything you use has an expensive flat screen that can be easily destroyed.
I think I could accept the hair tie. I could probably accept some of the hair as well. But seeing it together, along with...tape?...would drive me completely over the edge.
This is psychotic behavior. Alone, those cheese packets are just orange powder. Just make the proper mac and cheese and enjoy things the way they were intended.
Everyone's had to make a meal in a hurry before, but cleaning — or at least slightly tidying — this gross mess would have taken literally 30 seconds or so.
This person's mom realizes that she can't just use what appears to be a concrete block to sharpen her knives, right?
Peloton bikes aren't cheap, but at least they're easy to sell. This one might be a bit tougher, now that it's covered with sweaty streaks.
This is probably how a toddler would do laundry: throw all the clothes into the machine, toss in the entire package of laundry detergent, press some random buttons and let 'er rip.
To be fair, if any chips should be eaten with a spoon, it's probably little chip shards like this. But I'm still going to say that this is some deeply weird behavior.
There has to be much more to this story. After all, why else would a grown man do something as petty as this to someone they live with?
